Our Top 10 Funniest Car Jokes Ever

Hilarious car jokes to tell on your summer road trip. 

We all love a joke or two and it’s a great way to pass the time on that summer road trip you’re planning. So, we decided to trawl the internet to find some of the funniest car jokes ever – ones that will have your passengers in stitches on a long journey. 

Of course, we found plenty of car-related jokes, but not all of them were funny. However, we did manage to discover what we think are 10 of the best ones around at the moment, and they could help create a pleasant atmosphere in your car as you set off on a staycation this summer. 

So here we go, our top 10 funniest car jokes ever in 2025, so hilarious, your road trip passengers will be rolling around on the floor after they hear them all! 

Our top 10 funniest car jokes ever in 2025 

1. What part of a car is the laziest?
   The wheels – because they are always tyred!
2. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of fuel?
   A Ford Siesta!
3. What’s a car’s favourite meal?
   Brake-fast!
4. Why can’t cars play football?
   Because they only have one boot!
5. What did the traffic light say to the car?
   Hey, don’t look – I’m about to change!
6. What sound does a witch’s car make?
   Broom, broom!
7. What type of car does a chicken farmer drive?
   A coupe!
8. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
   The old Volks home!
9. What type of snakes are found on cars?
   Windshield vipers!
10. What type of car do sheep like to drive?
    A Lamborghini!

Make your passengers laugh on your summer staycation journey with our Top 10 Funniest Car Jokes Ever. 

We hope you found these car jokes as funny as we did – and don’t forget to share them with your passengers to keep the fun going this holiday season! 

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