Our Top 10 Funniest Car Jokes Ever! 😂

Hilarious Car Jokes To Tell On A Road Trip This Summer!


We all love hearing a funny joke or two to make us laugh and feel happy, so we decided to trawl the internet to find some of the funniest car jokes ever – one’s that will have your passengers in stitches on a long journey.

Of course, we found plenty of car related jokes but not all of them were funny, however we did manage to discover what we think are 10 of the best ones around at the moment and could help create a pleasant atmosphere in your car as you set off on a staycation this summer.

So here they come – Our Top 10 Funniest Car Jokes Ever in 2021 – so hilarious, your family and friends will be rolling around on the floor after they hear them all!


Our Top 10 Funniest Car Jokes Ever in 2021:


1. What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tyred!

2. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of fuel?

A Ford Siesta!

3. What’s a car’s favourite meal?


4. Why can’t cars play football?

Because they only have one boot!

5. What did the traffic light say to the car?

Hey, don’t look, I’m about to change!

6. What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom, broom!

7. What type of car does a chicken farmer drive?

A coupe!

8. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The old Volks home!

9. What type of snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers!

10. What type of car do sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini!


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Make your passengers laugh on your summer staycation journey with our Top 10 Funniest Jokes Ever!

I hope you found these car jokes as funny as we did and don’t forget to use them on your passengers to keep the fun theme going this holiday season!

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